Hullo You!

Very pleased to see you - And may I just say, what a marvelous decision you have made by clicking on this website.

For, it is *I*, Zelda -

The legend, the muse, the myth . . . your enthusiastic accomplice in pleasure!

In case you did not know, I have been on hiatus for a terribly long time.

A dark time for all.

But, as uncle Ben once said, ''with great hotness comes great responsibility.''

And so, it is with magnanimous heroism that I return to my kingdom once more to bless its people with smut, bad puns and agonisingly hot nudes.

Your Friendly Neighborhood Sex Gremlin,

Z xx